Alphonsorants

Hi, have not ranted for a while as i am still trying to figure out the buttons on this bloody computer whilst also tryying to figure out why it personally does not like me.
I think it is possilbly possessed by a Mad Mullah (AKA Suicide bomber), who has died, got his 12 virgins and realised he cant rise to the occasion. !!!!!
Anyway enough on that more on me, i have recently took up a new post in my line of work and after completeing my first week i felt that i had been transported into one of Phil Collins songs, you know the one thats titled (i think), "The land of confusion", as i belived that dinousars were extinct but have discovered they are alive and well in my new establishment.
You know the dinosaurs from the three day week era in the 70's who cant quite grasp that their previous type of employment places closed down due to their belief that you do not need to do an honest days work for an honest days pay and whos insperation for this idea came from the "Carry on film", set in a factory.
Anyway enough about them as eveloution is about to happen as there is a new sheriff in town.
As said this is my first week and this is why my ranting has been limited but hopefully this is just a temporary blip on my part,so thats all for now and will rant you later.