mad mullahs and israelis
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Finally i have bloody figured out how to use this site so rantings can comence from here on in.
The first, first ,first real rant has got to be Mad Mullahs, Isreal, in that Mad Mullahs appear to always be extremly ugly and this is why they want all attractive persons to conform to their belief becuase why else do they want to blow themselves up just to have 12 virgins as if they were of an attractive appearance they would be able to get a girlfriend of their choice, which incidently would also save themselves wads of cash because a box of milk tray or a bunch of flowers,(i think), are a hell of a lot cheaper than semtex and adult disposable nappies that they wear on their missions which is another point why do they think that virgins would be attacted to men in nappies.
I mean even Michael Jackson managed to get a married twice despite his looks and before anyone says i am being racist or bigoted i am not talking about arabs or muslims but am talking about that strange unhuman species called Mad Mullahs (AKA SUICIDE BOMBERS), BUT TO BE FAIR AT LEAST THE SUICIDE BOMBERS CARRY OUT THEIR TASKS, UNLIKE THE COWARDLY MAD MULLAHS, WHO CANT EVEN GET A WOMEN.
Ok enogh on them the next rant has got to be the Israels, has anyone ever told them that they are in fact Arabs just the same as a person living in Holland, France, Italy, etc are European, as it sems to me that they are in denial of their origins and seem to think Israel is a seperate continent,(very strange indeed).
Also ins showing my ignorance how come when they speak their vocals sound most definetly Arabic and when you see their Religious Zealots they like the Mad Mullahs appear to be very unattractive and wear funny head gear.
So perhaps this is the problem in the world as regards diferences in fanatics and extremists because if you look closley it is always strange headwear that is on show eg, Mad Mullahs with their tea cozy's, Fanatical Jews with their strange hats, wich are a cross between a frisby and french marines dress caps and Orange men with their dress sense further proves my theory that if a fashion designer could get hold of them all the problems in the world would dissapear.
Ok enough ranting for now, rant to you later.
The first, first ,first real rant has got to be Mad Mullahs, Isreal, in that Mad Mullahs appear to always be extremly ugly and this is why they want all attractive persons to conform to their belief becuase why else do they want to blow themselves up just to have 12 virgins as if they were of an attractive appearance they would be able to get a girlfriend of their choice, which incidently would also save themselves wads of cash because a box of milk tray or a bunch of flowers,(i think), are a hell of a lot cheaper than semtex and adult disposable nappies that they wear on their missions which is another point why do they think that virgins would be attacted to men in nappies.
I mean even Michael Jackson managed to get a married twice despite his looks and before anyone says i am being racist or bigoted i am not talking about arabs or muslims but am talking about that strange unhuman species called Mad Mullahs (AKA SUICIDE BOMBERS), BUT TO BE FAIR AT LEAST THE SUICIDE BOMBERS CARRY OUT THEIR TASKS, UNLIKE THE COWARDLY MAD MULLAHS, WHO CANT EVEN GET A WOMEN.
Ok enogh on them the next rant has got to be the Israels, has anyone ever told them that they are in fact Arabs just the same as a person living in Holland, France, Italy, etc are European, as it sems to me that they are in denial of their origins and seem to think Israel is a seperate continent,(very strange indeed).
Also ins showing my ignorance how come when they speak their vocals sound most definetly Arabic and when you see their Religious Zealots they like the Mad Mullahs appear to be very unattractive and wear funny head gear.
So perhaps this is the problem in the world as regards diferences in fanatics and extremists because if you look closley it is always strange headwear that is on show eg, Mad Mullahs with their tea cozy's, Fanatical Jews with their strange hats, wich are a cross between a frisby and french marines dress caps and Orange men with their dress sense further proves my theory that if a fashion designer could get hold of them all the problems in the world would dissapear.
Ok enough ranting for now, rant to you later.
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BillyBob
on February 10, 2006 at 7:16 PM
Alphonso you have hit it on the head (pun intended). All the problems in this world actually stem from ugly men wearing funny hats. Hitler was ugly and the nazi hats are kinda odd. Bishops and popes wearing stupid looking head thingies and they had the catholic inquisition. Orangemen wear bowlers. The theory breaks down slightly when it comes to the president of USa and our Prime Minister. Neither wear funny hats (well atleast not publicly). Neither are totally ugly ( although being a man without a bendy hand tendancy I am maybe not the best judge of that.) They may well be mad however as that seems to be a requirement to be a politician. Maybe these are just "cases that prove the rule". 
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Martha
on February 10, 2006 at 7:45 PM
Hi Alphonso! This just proves that women should rule the world!Martha
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BillyBob
on February 11, 2006 at 12:12 PM
I was at first convinced by the theory that the problems of the world are caused by mad men in funny hats. However on doing some further research I have discovered that these are just the "frontmen" for a secret society of "madhatters" that plan to take over the world. I have posted the evidence for this on the communiy page. 0 Star(s) awarded
BillyBob
on February 16, 2006 at 9:03 PM
alhonso - the more I look at that little animation on your page the more convinced I am that that is actually you. 0 Star(s) awarded Hi, have not ranted for a while as i am still trying to figure out the buttons on this bloody computer whilst also tryying to figure out why it personally does not like me.
I think it is possilbly possessed by a Mad Mullah (AKA Suicide bomber), who has died, got his 12 virgins and realised he cant rise to the occasion. !!!!!
Anyway enough on that more on me, i have recently took up a new post in my line of work and after completeing my first week i felt that i had been transported into one of Phil Collins songs, you know the one thats titled (i think), "The land of confusion", as i belived that dinousars were extinct but have discovered they are alive and well in my new establishment.
You know the dinosaurs from the three day week era in the 70's who cant quite grasp that their previous type of employment places closed down due to their belief that you do not need to do an honest days work for an honest days pay and whos insperation for this idea came from the "Carry on film", set in a factory.
Anyway enough about them as eveloution is about to happen as there is a new sheriff in town.
As said this is my first week and this is why my ranting has been limited but hopefully this is just a temporary blip on my part,so thats all for now and will rant you later.